More Adventures in Death Coding: 23 Comical Massachusetts UCoD "Covid" Deaths [Unsurprisingly] Accepted by the CDC
The Great Covid UCoD Laundering Scheme, Part 4
Muddling through tens of thousands of death certificates is tedious work, but we will hopefully have what to show for it.
This article will highlight 23 death certificates where:
covid is referenced in the condition documented by the coroner as the UCoD
It seems implausible that covid could possibly have been the actual UCoD (if involved at all)
the CDC dutifully assigned the ICD-10 code of U07.1 - covid - as the UCoD irrespective of the lack of plausibility or outright utter incoherence
(There are plenty of other death certificates that identify covid as a CoD where covid was unlikely or definitely not clinically relevant to the death.)
The reason for highlighting these is to show that the CDC does not apply any sort of standard to justify accepting the designation of a condition as the UCoD by a coroner or ME filling out the death certificate. Thus, the CDC cannot then claim to have a super strict standard for other conditions (like, ahem, vaccine side effects).
Understanding what a “UCoD” is
Definitions:
UCoD (Underlying Cause of Death) refers to “the disease or injury that initiated the train of events leading directly to death, or the circumstances of the accident or violence which produced the fatal injury”
MCoD (Multiple Causes of Death) refers to “the immediate cause of death and all other intermediate and contributory conditions listed on the death certificate” (everything else)
In laymen’s terms, the UCoD is the primary Cause of Death - the condition that you blame the death on.
The other CoD’s - MCoD - are the conditions either caused by the UCoD or that weren’t caused by the UCoD but just helped to push the decedent over the edge.
So when you read the death certificates below, ask yourself: Was *covid* the *primary* factor that caused the death here?
Let’s see…..
🤪MASSACHUSETTS LOONY COVID UCoD DEATH #1🤪
According to the CDC, covid amplifies cocaine toxicity. That’s the only coherent explanation for how covid could be clinically relevant.
And covid clearly was not clinically relevant - this is literally an OD in a fellow who happened to test positive for covid. The death is even classified as an “Accident”, which should automatically foreclose assigning the UCoD to covid. (any death caused by covid is by definition a ‘natural death’ not an accident. Unless covid is a toxic substance. . .)
UCod Verdict: Clinically Incoherent
🤪MASSACHUSETTS LOONY COVID UCoD DEATH #2🤪
“Failure to thrive as a late of covid 19” definitely sounds sketchy. (Did the coroner leave out the word ‘policies’ at the end after the word ‘covid’?) Because yeah, totally, the covid from months ago is what led to this 87 yo nursing home resident’s decline, not being left alone & uncared for day after day in some forsaken institution ruthlessly patrolled by masked stormtrooper nurses.
UCod Verdict: Clinically possible, but unlikely
🤪MASSACHUSETTS LOONY COVID UCoD DEATH #3🤪
Covid *caused* the “multi-vehicle collision”, don’t ya know?? Better yet, here, the passenger’s covid caused the driver to crash!! (Although I suppose it could be that the driver was triple masked because he was driving a covid + passenger, which caused them to crash. So that’s sort of attributable to covid?)
UCod Verdict: Utterly delusional
🤪MASSACHUSETTS LOONY COVID UCoD DEATH #4🤪
The death certificate here CLEARLY spells out that the UCoD is “coronavirus NL63”. Which according to the *CDC* is a completely different virus from covid:
The CDC however deigned that covid MUST be the UCoD even if a different coronavirus was assigned the coveted UCoD designation by the ME.
But hey, what’s a little switcheroo to swap the positions of “Novel Coronavirus 2019” with “Coronavirus NL63”. No biggie.
UCod Verdict: Clinically plausible, but contradicts the Death Certificate
🤪MASSACHUSETTS LOONY COVID UCoD DEATH #5🤪
Did “covid positive with no respiratory failure” - i.e., afflicted by the dreaded invisible ‘covid positivity’ disease - cause the “gastrointestinal bleeding”, which caused the “ileus, "urinary tract infection”, which caused the “multiorgan failure with sepsis”, which caused the death??
That is the question we must answer to figure out whether the UCoD should be covid or the gastrointestinal bleeding.
I think we all know the answer to this one.
UCod Verdict: Clinically Incoherent
🤪MASSACHUSETTS LOONY COVID UCoD DEATH #6🤪
Finally, we have our first cause-and-effect time-warping reversal for Massachusetts!!
The asymptomatic covid (or false positive) only discovered upon admission to the hospital for the chronic kidney disease that pre-existed covid somehow caused the chronic kidney disease that started YEARS ago when covid was a mere twinkle in Ralph Baric’s petri dishes.
(I suppose the CDC could claim that maybe she was exposed to a lab leak years ago from Baric’s lab?)
UCod Verdict: Clinically Incoherent
🤪MASSACHUSETTS LOONY COVID UCoD DEATH #7🤪
Behold, we have discovered a new type of clinical pathology: Death caused by the *recovery* itself!!
Presumably, to everyone outside of the CDC (and NIH, FDA, WHO et al), recovery from a disease condition precludes the possibility of being killed by said condition.
On second thought, perhaps he was so shocked to be recovered from the WORSTEST PANDEMIC EVER!!!! that he suffered a heart attack from the overwhelming joy. So it’s still covid’s fault. Which means that *recovering* from covid is almost as dangerous as *NOT recovering* from covid.
Truly, a novel insight that transforms the landscape of epidemiology - now the act of recovering from a disease itself poses mortal peril.
UCod Verdict: Clinically Incoherent
🤪MASSACHUSETTS LOONY COVID UCoD DEATH #8🤪
Can a condition that was merely “not excluded” be considered the UCoD?? What about if TWO conditions are listed together as “not excluded”?? And let’s not forget the “minutes” before death here the myocardial covid infarction occurred.
UCod Verdict: Unjustified and Clinically Incoherent as Stipulated
🤪MASSACHUSETTS LOONY COVID UCoD DEATH #9🤪
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, All the king’s horses and all the king’s men,couldn't put him back together againcouldn’t cure him of covid
UCod Verdict: Absurd
🤪MA LOONY COVID UCoD DEATH #10🤪
Here’s another ‘blunt force covid death’. And this poor gal had not one but *multiple* blunt force trauma booboos. Is a ‘kinetic covid bomb’ actually a thing??
UCod Verdict: Absurd
🤪MA LOONY COVID UCoD DEATH #11🤪
Here we have a patient with multiple severe comorbidities with “persistent anorexia and progressive inanition [starvation]”. And end stage emphysema. And a history of lung cancer. And a history of heart failure (‘right’ is misspelled as ‘fight’). Oh, and with covid.
Naturally, covid is what initiated her death. Because, of course.
UCoD Verdict: Unjustified and Implausible
🤪MA LOONY COVID UCoD DEATH #12🤪
The CDC seems to have a wee bit of difficulty on the language comprehension here. See, if the diabetes is complicated by the covid, then the diabetes must precede the covid. Also, “diabetes complicated by” implies that the primary condition here is the diabetes, while the covid is merely a contributory cause (and probably belonged in Part 2 (Other Causes).
UCoD Verdict: Unjustified
🤪MA LOONY COVID UCoD DEATH #13🤪
Diabetes AND asthma✅ Covid disease❌ Positive covid test result✅
Do we even need to ask??
UCoD Verdict: Absurd
🤪MA LOONY COVID UCoD DEATH #14🤪
This looks like a case of the coroner running out of space on Line 1 (Cause A) and simply continuing in Line 2 (Cause B).
This death is undoubtedly not one instigated by covid - the cert clearly identifies “mechanical fall” in the injury description, the death is classified as “accidental”, and covid positivity isn’t a physiological disease state (to some it might be a spiritual disease state inflicted upon them for failing to properly adhere to the admonitions of SCIENCE).
UCoD Verdict: Delusional
🤪MA LOONY COVID UCoD DEATH #15🤪
Some people overdose on drugs like opiates. This guy overdosed on the anti-drug OD medicine. Then he “failed to thrive” [i.e. lost the will to live]. So of course it’s a covid death.
(Which also might explain the failure to thrive, imagine getting hooked on drugs, then smashed on the anti-drug, that’s gotta be some serious withdrawal issues right there.)
UCoD Verdict: Delusional
🤪MA LOONY COVID UCoD DEATH #15🤪
Failure to thrive + died at home. . .
Covid policies or covid??
UCoD Verdict: Unjustified
🤪MA LOONY COVID UCoD DEATH #17🤪
History of substance abuse vs. a positive covid test.
Covid, DUH.
UCoD Verdict: Unjustified and Unlikely
🤪MA LOONY COVID UCoD DEATH #18🤪
Aaaaaand…..
We have our first hospice patient killed by covid infection.
Enough said.
UCoD Verdict: Clinically Incoherent
🤪MA LOONY COVID UCoD DEATH #19🤪
This coroner apparently thought that line 2 (Cause B) is a continuation of line 1 (Cause A). Even so, covid disease doesn’t lead to “sudden” heart pounding heart stoppages. This seems to be a case of a person ‘dying suddenly’ who was pronounced dead in the ER.
Oh… WHAT WAS HIS VACCINE STATUS???????
UCoD Verdict: Probable Vaccine Death, Unjustified
🤪MA LOONY COVID UCoD DEATH #20🤪
Another linguistic confounder for the poor CDC algorithm. By definition, a “contributing factor to decline” CANNOT be the UCoD, which is “the disease or injury that initiated the train of events leading directly to death, or the circumstances of the accident or violence which produced the fatal injury”.
UCoD Verdict: Violation of UCoD Definition
🤪MA LOONY COVID UCoD DEATH #21🤪
Another hapless chap taken out by “covid recovery”.
UCoD Verdict: Clinically Incoherent
🤪MA LOONY COVID UCoD DEATH #22🤪
And… yet ANOTHER victim to covid recovery. Well to be fair, this time the covid “resolved” instead of ‘recovered’. So maybe it wasn’t a peaceful resolution? But didn’t the pneumonia also resolve then? How does resolved pneumonia cause renal failure? (Someone is gonna try “but the pneumonia caused damage that eventually led to the renal failure ‘months’ later”. So let’s get this straight - the patient had NO other symptoms or clinical diagnoses in the intervening months between the resolved pneumonia & the lethal renal failure, but it was the pneumonia that did him in??)
Man, recovering from covid really is almost as perilous as not recovering from covid. . .
Totally unrelated (of course), what was the vaccine status of the decedent? The date of death is right around when a bunch of seniors were getting dose #2 of precious mRNA jabs. Also might be telling to see if a certain ‘R’ drug was used…
UCoD Verdict: Clinically Incoherent
🤪MA LOONY COVID UCoD DEATH #23🤪
Our last contender for loony tune covid UCoD death is “complications of asthma and bilateral pneumonia in the setting of a ‘possible’ covid infection”.
So of course it’s totally covid.
Because, well, IT IS COVID YOU CONSPIRACY THEORIST!!
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Whoever entered these codes was following the orders of a supervisor/manager. Both parties are guilty of being corrupt and dishonest. Being corrupt and dishonest consistently will lead to promotions within their business.