Fauci's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandmother's Corpse Found in Polish Cemetery
Give or take a few 'great's
This was too good an opportunity to pass up on :)
From the Metro UK:
The extraordinary remains of a supposed ‘vampire’ have been uncovered at an archaeological site in Poland.
Experts found the female body with a sickle across its throat, pinning it to the ground.
‘The sickle was not laid flat but placed on the neck in such a way that if the deceased had tried to get up most likely the head would have been cut off or injured,’ explained Professor Dariusz Poliński from the Nicholas Copernicus University.
Please, please, please DON’T REMOVE THE SICKLE!!!!!
Anyone who has ever seen a horror flick knows how that turns out……
The resemblance is remarkable. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
might be someone mother in law